The new class action lawsuit brought by the fans against Breck Dockstader alleges there is a huge buried treasure that belongs to the Dockstader family of which the ‘Stader is the sole heir.
But a professor at a nearby college claims not only is there treasure (the whereabouts of which are currently only known by Dockstader), but his relatives also left clues in 18th and 19th Century texts.
“Argyle Dockstader was a speechwriter for Abraham Lincoln,” said the professor who asked to remain anonymous. “He wrote the Gettysburg Address, and he included a pentad cipher within that discourse. You go through and circle every fifth letter. And then everytime the letter “e” appears in the results, the next letter is a clue. By doing this, I have been able to determine that one the location is somewhere between Oklahoma and Nevada.
“Argyle Dockstader promised to follow up with a second set of clues that were more specific. In fact, he was the chief writer for the Forgiveness Speech that Lincoln was to deliver. But Lincoln was assassinated before he could ever deliver it. The Forgiveness Speech was sealed away in the National Archives, from where it was stolen in the 1920s–the only document stolen in the heist, giving rise to the idea that the speech did indeed carry a treasure map.
“In fact, some think there was no break-in, and that it was the National Archives assistant curator Aravytas Ferdinando who stole the map. The Ferdinando clan had a long-time connections to organized crime, and even some of their surviving members still have disturbing criminal records to this day. It is also rumored that the Ferdinando family never quit looking for the treasure although they never could figure out what was on the ‘map.’
“So supposedly in the 1990s they took the speech or ‘map’ to a professor in Iowa by the name of Spainhower. Together, the Spainhowers and Ferdinandos launched a clever scheme by which they would rid the Dockstader family of the treasure, for the Dockstaders still held several key clues. To get these clues, the Spainhowers and Ferdinandos decided they would have to befriend the Dockstader family.
“Apparently, this very plot may be playing out in the major league wiffleball circuit.”
